the amazing book is not on fire

The Amazing Book is Not On Fire is the first book that Dan Howell and Phil Lester made. Or known on the internet as danisnotonifre and AmazingPhil. (you should follow them they are awesome)

Hey, have you read the amazing book is not on fire yet?

by Emmy_isnotonfire January 9, 2017

The Quote Book

"The Quote Book" is a quote book written by WilburSoot (YouTube/Twitch star), which contains funny quotes and sayings said by TommyInnit (YouTube/Twitch star). Over the months, Wilbur has collected quite a few, with most of them being slightly embarrassing (on Tommy's part) catchphrases.

From MCC 4: "Just killed a woman, feeling good"
"That's going in the Quote Book!"
*A lot of laughing*

by TempoBerrily January 13, 2021

Sign the Guest Book

To leave large, unmoveable treadmarks in someone else's toilet.

"Someone signed the guest book last night and I can't erase it even after 3 flushes."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

The Jungle Book

A sex act involving a peer sliding a banana up one's anal cavity, followed by allowing a live snake to enter the cavity for anal stimulus. All while holding a stuffed bear softly whispering "I love you Baloo".

Last night was wild with Darren when he did The Jungle Book.

by WizardPouch January 30, 2019

The Jungle Book

Sex position where you whisper to yo girl's ear, "Trust in me."
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.

Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.

Then you're done.

"Do you prefer The Jungle Book be done by Jon Favreau or Andy Serkis?"
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."

by Smitemegodpleasesmiteme November 13, 2019

Brookie the cookie

Brookie is a cookie. She brings candy for her besties, like her Enrichment friends. (ellie, holland, layla, and ofc Viana) She is also so kind and funny. We love her! Also, she is kinda sussy, but thats ok.

Brookie the cookie, did you bring food?

by Elliewelly_lms April 18, 2022

the Good Book

Idiomatic noun - an expression used to refer to the Christian Bible. It is typically associated with the Deep South or, less often, very pious Midwestern evangelicals. The term connotes a mood of rural simplicity and unwavering devotion to the Almighty.

An old grandmother in the southern parishes of Louisiana: "All you young people only know video games and violence. When I was your age, we listened to our parents, were dutiful children, and never let the Good Book out of our hands."

by Sean M. Turner May 4, 2020