Russell Wilson

A washed up Walmart clearance section cock gobbler. A no good waste of money. Russell Wilson will fake an injury and make excuses when he losses. Go wash out that torn vagina

Russell Wilson is what you will find in the unwanted section of Walmart.

by Bronchoes Suck October 25, 2022

oliver wilson

Oliver Wilson are usually one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet, inside and out! They are always someone who puts everyone else's needs before themselves and never thinks about the consequences they might have to face by helping others. They always know how to make you smile even in the darkest of times and are always a little shy when it comes to important things. They never want to do anything wrong and ramble a lot when they are nervous! But they usually have an amazing smile which could brighten up anyone's day! And they've been known to have eyes that appear dark brown...but if you stare at them long enough...they're actually green! But knowing an Oliver Wilson is one of the best things you can ever do! They are the best people and you should consider yourself lucky if you do know one! They are so beautiful!

"YOU know Oliver Wilson?! You must feel so special!"

by Hellothere :) July 24, 2014

Russell Wilson

The quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks who fucked up in super bowl xlix by throwing an interception instead of handing it off to Marshawn Lynch.

Seattle native: Were about to win this game
New England Native: ok and if the Patriots win, then you owe me one hundred grand.
Seattle Native: ok not worried about it.
*Throws the interception*
Seattle native: Russell Wilson what the fuck bruh?
New England Native: wooooooooooo lets go!!!!!!

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

Tim Wilson

a very funny comedien who was born in Columbus,GA he appears regularly on the bob and tom show

Tim Wilson is a great comedien he appears frequently on the Bob and Tom show, most of his jokes are about living in the south. He has a very funny routine about his "Uncle B.S." and does songs like "Church League Softball Fistfight" and "The First Baptist Bar and Grill".

by Michael_Hunt August 22, 2009

Brian Wilson

Lead singer for the Beach Boys. Song was made about him by the Barenaked Ladies.

I'm lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did.

by Yester April 10, 2006

Brent Wilson

Ex bass player of Panic! At The Disco.
Replaced by J-Walk Jon Walker
Last seen working at a Mickey Ds in Vegas.
Lawlz JK
only notrly

Brent:Hi may I take your order? *wink*
Kid: Lawlz no Brent Wilson.

by Sara D. September 27, 2006

Brian Wilson

The most badass closer ever. Closing out key games in the 2010 playoffs. Most notable for his terrorist looking black beard, and his humorous comments.

Brian Wilson Delivers. . . swing and a miss they giants have won the world series!!!!!!!!!!

by Giantsfistpump November 28, 2010