Whitney

A person who complains about everything after a routine medical procedure

That girl is being such a Whitney, it was just a tubal!

by Kbrochaim December 29, 2019

Whitney

To have a graphically violent bowel movement that penetrates your nose, ears, and mouth. Whitneying, whitneyed

“Dude, I went to Chipotle for lunch. It was good but I’m totally gonna whitney.”

by handiginge December 18, 2017

Brown Whitney

It’s when she’s doggy style and he rams it in her butt so hard she hits the high notes

Dude, I did the brown Whitney on her, and I swear it was like Whitney Houston in the Bodyguard when she hit the high notes.

by Buttstufd4life July 3, 2021

whitney houston lip

Excessive sweating on upper lip from too much cocaine

I can tell Bobby was high because he had Whitney Houston lip.

by Addison777 June 4, 2017

Whitney

The best best best best friend I could ever have! She’s so supportive and nice to me, I try my best to be there for them since they’re always there for me! I wouldn’t give up my friendship with them for the world

-You really seem to like that girl
-Yeah! Whitney is my best friend :D

by Groinmc November 7, 2021

Whitney

A really attractive mixed man who is just smarter than everyone and knows it.

Ooh, that Ryan Gosling is such a hottie, such a Whitney.

by whitney1a October 6, 2016

Whitney

A weird, ugly, annoying person. Who likes to stare at people. Also known as Nancy/Natalie. Listens to Juice WRLD and Taylor Swift instrumental. #NerfMiner

“Look, someone’s staring at me! It must be Whitney.”

by Nerf miner #3000 December 13, 2021