trail to happiness

The typically narrow strip of hair on a male that leads from the naval (belly button) down toward the pubic region.

When I take off my shirt, everyone can see my trail to happiness.

by Why do you care what my name is? June 20, 2008

Nappy Trail

(n.) an extremely dense happy trail

That guy has a really hairy back and the bushiest nappy trail I've ever seen.

by one 'f' Jeph February 21, 2011

Pixie trails

Pouring pixie stick candy onto one's body and having another lick it up, much like a candy body shot.

We spent the night doing pixie trails and now I'm all sticky.

by Videovamp March 15, 2008

fem-trails

The scent trail that a woman leaves behind when she walks past you.

tony- what the hell is that smell??
milenkovitch- i think it is that lady that just walked by.....
tony- holey shit those are some nasty FEM-TRAILS!!!!
milenkovitch- yes and just like chem-trails they are destroying my mind and make me want to sex sex sex!!!

by milenkovitch October 19, 2009

cinnamon trail

The cinnamon colored trail of feces left up someone's back due to extending their wipe too far past the butt crack after taking a dump.

Damn! Look at that girl's ass! That nasty bitch wiped shit up her back and it left a cinnamon trail sticking out of her thong.

by Enginegro November 28, 2015

dog trail

Originally from cross-country running, a dog trail is a path that cuts away from the main course. It sometimes enables a runner to get away from a crowded pack and return later, further up the course. The dog trail is often longer, but being less crowded can sometimes cut the time to advance in the race. Nonetheless, it is a risky choice to take. In business meetings, a dog trail refers to going off the main topic of discussion focusing on barely related ideas one individual wants to promote. This can often prolong the discussion, even when the resultant conversation could ultimately be fruitful.

Bob has taken us on a dog trail Let's get back on topic and complete the meeting.

by dogloose May 20, 2011

Poofter Trails

A dirt trail with minimal elevation ridden buy mountain bikers generally containing small undulations and uncomplicated obstacles.

This type of trail seriously impacts one’s progression and is only ridden at 5.30 am in the dark for fitness by supreme riders who have time constraints. The other 99% consider these types of trails fun and exhilarating and a good proving ground for their e-bike or 15k custom build on finance.

Trails that are ridden by poofters.

"Mate did you want to go and hit up that new local track" "fuck riding those poofter trails"

by Pricky-Price June 24, 2020