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bum shard

To insert a shard of crystal meth in one's anus
Dude, Im totally down for a bum shard tonite!
by Tung punch July 30, 2015
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shard

The action of shitting while farting.
by Big Sharder March 18, 2020
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Shard varking

A newly addicted Methamphetamine addict, who is constantly searching for shards on the ground, and will put literally anything he finds in his meth pipe and tries smoking it. He can even have a qtr oz. in his pocket, and his search still continues..
NEIGHBOR #1; "Holy canoli, Karen! Do you see that mfer across the way?!!"

NEIGHBOR #2; "Oh, yeah, Worry not Karen- That's just ol' barefoot Bob shard varking, minding his own business!"
by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024
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Shard-iction-ary

(Shard) - (iction) - (ary)

Shard-iction-ary ; a(n) addict, which has stories of their party/drug life. Create thier own dictionary, out of words they put together, define your memorable words with your own life events (definition)

(Shar) - (Dictionary)
(Shar) - (Dic) - (Tion)
(Shar) - (Dict)
(Shar) - (D) - (ict) (*ion)
Being Addicted to shards ***Shardicted****
Was only 16 when the girl became *Shard-icted.

(Shard) - (iction) - (ary)

Shard-iction-ary ; a(n) addict, which has stories of their party/drug life. Create thier own dictionary, out of words they put together, define your memorable words with your own life events (definition)
by Shard-N-A-Tor April 29, 2022
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Shard jap

Def 1: Shard jap is to bang someone with your fist, having them broken like a mirror, and causing brief overcome is which to offer low tolerance to any sharp objects such as broken glass and such.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.
1:

Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*

Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!
by KablePosa April 22, 2019
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Rush Shard

A mantra modifier that increases mantra speed and increases distance.
He put a Rush Shard on his mantra.
by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024
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shard

by WAAAAT! January 17, 2022
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