by Aness<3 February 19, 2022
Get the poor seagullmug. One of the Legendary annoying ass laughs, it sounds like a quiet, retarded seagull. Similar to the Donkey laugh, but this is way more annoying
Jeremy : So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says " Why the long face ? "
Tracey : *seagull laugh *
Jeremy : . .. o.o , yeah.. haha..
Tracey : *seagull laugh *
Jeremy : . .. o.o , yeah.. haha..
by Duh haterrr March 6, 2010
Get the Seagull Laughmug. When 2 people are fucking and the guy having sex is about to cum, you come in and cum all over them before they finish.
by GoOffKing January 18, 2021
Get the Seagull divemug. Also known as a shoulder surfer : a person that loiters just off your shoulder whilst you are typing/surfing.
Usually the first indication of a nosey seagull is a useless throwaway comment about what you are looking at...
they can also be identified by the tilting of their head that catches your eye...then when you turn round, their stupid big fucking beak is almost touching your face.
They also have a nasty habit of picking up and reading printouts from a printer, that clearly do not belong to them.
They also tend to have stupid names like Roger.
Usually the first indication of a nosey seagull is a useless throwaway comment about what you are looking at...
they can also be identified by the tilting of their head that catches your eye...then when you turn round, their stupid big fucking beak is almost touching your face.
They also have a nasty habit of picking up and reading printouts from a printer, that clearly do not belong to them.
They also tend to have stupid names like Roger.
Roger the nosey seagull: "I see you're looking at the old interweb there?"
Jeff: "Fuck off you big Nosey Seagull cunt" (the prefix and suffix used here are not always required but make it sound awesome.)
Alternative versions can be used when talking to a nosey seagull that happens to be your boss:
Roger the nosey boss seagull: "I see you're looking at the old interweb there?"
Jeff: "Bad Nosey Seagull!" (you can then either repeat this or add "cunt" depending on how much you like your job)
Jeff: "Fuck off you big Nosey Seagull cunt" (the prefix and suffix used here are not always required but make it sound awesome.)
Alternative versions can be used when talking to a nosey seagull that happens to be your boss:
Roger the nosey boss seagull: "I see you're looking at the old interweb there?"
Jeff: "Bad Nosey Seagull!" (you can then either repeat this or add "cunt" depending on how much you like your job)
by woim August 3, 2011
Get the Nosey Seagullmug. A gentleman with an overabundance of pubic hair so voluminous that it can be styled into 80's New Wave hairstyles.
"I'm gonna dump Pete. I saw him naked and the hairy bastard has A Cock Of Seagulls! I ran, i ran so far away - just to get away."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
Get the A Cock Of Seagullsmug. Other name for Mc Donalds
by Daggmask March 3, 2009
Get the Golden Seagullmug. While having sex on a beach a man pulls out his penis, sticks it in the sand then rams it back into the womans vagina. The result is generally a loud high pitched shriek (ie. Screaming Seagull) as well as some chaffing.
Bob and Sarah were going at it on the beach last night and it sounded like he gave her the screaming seagull.
by Ian Van B December 28, 2007
Get the Screaming Seagullmug.