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Salted The Land

To completely ravage a woman's genitals.

The destruction of one's vagina during intercourse.
The aftermath of an authentic pussy pounding that renders the vagina nearly useless.
Bob-"Hey, are you going to bang her?"
Jim-"Hopefully she will let me hit it."
Bob-"I wouldn't do that if I were you..."
Jim-"Why not?"
Bob-"I heard that Johnny salted the land when he last got the chance."
Jim-"Oh. Good call bro. That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Thanks."
by landsalter July 13, 2010
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Salting the eggs

The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.
"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."
by Niko the slicko September 16, 2021
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Salting the Snail

Bro! My girlfriend was salting the snail so hard last night!
by Toasty! April 17, 2014
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El Saltodetigre AKA The Tigerjump

While standing on the edge of your bed with a hardon and your female partner is on a laying on the bed with her legs open. You then jump with your hands out and let out a large roar and attemtp to land inside of her.
Last night I attempted El Saltodetigre AKA The Tigerjump and broke my dick bone.
by Antonio Footse Ibbarra August 31, 2010
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Salting the wound

Using tears as lubricating during rough sex
Bro, she was riding me so hard, she was salting the wound
by Hotpotatojr January 27, 2018
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Salty Nemesis and The Prostitutes

A band consisting of Salty Nemesis and well, the prostitutes. They play a guitar, bang on a guitar, and a remote control comb thing. A song by them is Lead Me to the Hotel. They're not that great...
Person 1: WOAH! Have you been listening to Salty Nemesis and the Prostitutes lately!?
Person 2: No, they suck. They'd be so much better if the prostitutes were shirtless and whoring on the streets.
Person 1: ...
by FourKicks July 24, 2011
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Salting the Snail

When a female gets turned-off sexually
*Conversation between guy and girl is getting heated*

Guy: brb gotta take a shit
Girl: DUDE! You're totally salting the snail
by WizardofAUS December 10, 2015
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