To completely ravage a woman's genitals.
The destruction of one's vagina during intercourse.
The aftermath of an authentic pussy pounding that renders the vagina nearly useless.
The destruction of one's vagina during intercourse.
The aftermath of an authentic pussy pounding that renders the vagina nearly useless.
Bob-"Hey, are you going to bang her?"
Jim-"Hopefully she will let me hit it."
Bob-"I wouldn't do that if I were you..."
Jim-"Why not?"
Bob-"I heard that Johnny salted the land when he last got the chance."
Jim-"Oh. Good call bro. That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Thanks."
Jim-"Hopefully she will let me hit it."
Bob-"I wouldn't do that if I were you..."
Jim-"Why not?"
Bob-"I heard that Johnny salted the land when he last got the chance."
Jim-"Oh. Good call bro. That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Thanks."
by landsalter July 13, 2010
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The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.
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by Toasty! April 17, 2014
Get the Salting the Snail mug.While standing on the edge of your bed with a hardon and your female partner is on a laying on the bed with her legs open. You then jump with your hands out and let out a large roar and attemtp to land inside of her.
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Get the Salting the wound mug.A band consisting of Salty Nemesis and well, the prostitutes. They play a guitar, bang on a guitar, and a remote control comb thing. A song by them is Lead Me to the Hotel. They're not that great...
Person 1: WOAH! Have you been listening to Salty Nemesis and the Prostitutes lately!?
Person 2: No, they suck. They'd be so much better if the prostitutes were shirtless and whoring on the streets.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: No, they suck. They'd be so much better if the prostitutes were shirtless and whoring on the streets.
Person 1: ...
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Guy: brb gotta take a shit
Girl: DUDE! You're totally salting the snail
Guy: brb gotta take a shit
Girl: DUDE! You're totally salting the snail
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