Randal

Randal, how do you describe a Randal. Well he is a totally amazing, sweet guy. Yeah he has his flaws like he is sometimes tense with you or he is very stubborn and even sometimes lazy. But he knows to make you laugh when your feeling down. Also knows when to buckle down and get his work done. He is very loyal, even when you piss him off and goes off to go cool off, he will always come back to you. He is a gentlemen. Sometimes he is horny but very respectful. You never want to let this guy go, because if you do you're making the biggest mistake of your life. Love and respect your Randal and he will show the same to you.

Man you made a dumb mistake by leaving Randal.

by Asphalt233 March 28, 2023

Randall Can’t Handle

Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night

We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle

by Spitshine McGee April 1, 2023

Funky Randall

Funky Randall is a scandal of proportions you can't handle.

I've really got myself in a Funky Randall this time!

by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023

Funky Randall

A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take

A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take

by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023

Randall

When your approached by a transgender and it brings up uncomfortable sexual desires from your loins. Causing you to react rudely.

I was approached at olive garden by a Trans waitress, causing a Randall.

by Yetiarms January 10, 2024

randal tax

When you ram into another persons car with your own

I Randal taxed my grandpa and he raped me

by Ballsack cancer the ||| December 6, 2023

randal tax

When you trash someones car anonymously so they have to pay

“I just randal taxed my grandpa!”
“Very sigma!”

by Ballsack cancer the ||| December 6, 2023