pits and pearls

good and bad, the pitfall and the secret of success

Dr Ting gave pits and pearls of LASIK, the latest refractive surgery in the conference.

by Ying Ting Chen January 9, 2009

Mouth pearl.

Jizz ball inside someone's mouth.

"Kellie, here comes a large Mouth pearl."

by Not ewf June 12, 2014

sugar pearl

the sacred spot of the female anatomy, the candy at the end of the road, the thing that makes em scream; the clitoris, aka the clit

Mary didn't know she was alive until someone found her sugar pearl one night.

by swaylow March 7, 2009

pearl catcher

cum catcher,one who guzzles cum,or catches cum,in relation to cum being refered as pearl or a pearl necklace. or also a patern of seaman in the outline of a dream catcher

hey look at that slut , shes a pearl catcher
yeah i know i gave her one last nite..

by [e-mail] December 2, 2007

Pearl Jam

The name of a famous Seattle band, but more importantly, think about it, Pearl Jam...

A clever slang name for semen, has the consistency of jam and a pearl color. Definitely cum.

Pal: "You fuck Sarah last night?"

Guy: "No doubt, busted my pearl jam in her face."

Pal: "haha you sick fuck, I envy you."

by nhumb March 2, 2010

Panty Pearl

i.e. (1) Aunt Flow's early bird gift that she sends the day before a woman's menstration.
(2) An add-on device that can be placed on vibrating underwear. The Panty Pearl should be placed towards the front of the undercarriage.
(3) A woman's early morning suprise after a long night of vigorous sex.

(1) "I hate it when I forget to wear panty liners the day before my period...my panty pearl ALWAYS ruins my underwear!"
(2) "Oh George, I love the new Panty Pearl you bought for my vibrating panties! Now when you're out of town, I can enjoy myself too!"
(3) "Thomas, we need to stop having so much late night sex! The clean up that comes with a morning panty pearl always makes me late to work!"

by Hotluva October 22, 2009

Pearl Blanket

After a guy relieves himself in the art of cream pie, his lover dismounts and stands above the relaxed gent's body legs agape, then proceeds in pushing the sir's juice out onto the face, body, etc. Blanketing him in the elixir of life.

Marcus: Hey, Taylor, what happen to your head?
Taylor: I hit my head on the ceiling fan while giving my boyfriend a "Pearl Blanket". That sleeping bastard looked like a mummy.
Marcus: That's rough, what did he do?
Taylor: That asshole gave me a "Houdini" the other night
Marcus: LOL where is he now?
Taylor: In the shower washing the "daycare" off of him.

by Kholer23 May 7, 2015