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Maid of the mist

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When you're banging a dudes wife, and the cuckholded chap cracks a Miller highlife in approval, and the gentle spray serenades your swinging scrotum.
"Cheers brother, enjoy this maid of the mist... and my wife"
by Fill Collins August 4, 2018
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Gorillas in the mist

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When someone takes a particularly stinky dump followed by a steaming hot shower, all with the windows closed and no bathroom fan.
Jacob: “I wouldn’t go in there if I was you...”

Mark: (enters the dense shitty mist that now fills his bathroom) “Jesus Jacob, what is this? Gorillas in the mist? You could have at least opened a window!”
by Ploppapotomus December 2, 2018
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I Am The Milkman

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Commonly used by people who are milkmen
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!
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The Midnight Doggie

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Having sex doggie style near the midnight hour and with such vigor that it causes the receiver to howl out like a dog.
I slammed my girlfriend with the midnight doggie last night. Her howling nearly woke up the neighbors.
by Indy Sparkplug May 1, 2010
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The Michael Cera Rule

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Michael Cera is an Actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this
Movies that follow The Michael Cera Rule
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex

Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.
by kingmc23 August 5, 2010
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lol @ the miners

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A common phrase used when you feel like laughing at miners.
Joe: "those Beaconsfield miners are my heroes!"
Logan: "dude. they pissed in each other's mouths..."
Joe: "lol @ the miners"
by mqrk February 7, 2008
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