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Mateo

Orange 🍊,trump son, annoying,weak
Mateo is the orangest person I’ve seen
by anonymous April 26, 2022
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Mateo

mateo is hot sweet and should be praised by every human being YEA YOU KELLEE AND GREENLEEE PRAISE ME.
mateo is so cute and funny
by diediedeidei June 2, 2021
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Mateo

Mateo is the most precious person someone could ask for. Always a good friend, always ready to give a piece of advice and be brave. Lucky are the one who are his friends and girlfriend. He has a smile that could light up this whole town, very laid back but sweet and defintly a people person. Makes everyone confortable. You will be lucky to have this mateo in your life but this one is only mine.

-your dear waffle
Mateo’s beard makes me crazy
by Waffle piojita November 21, 2021
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Mateo

A cute guy who loves to be touched by others, too underated. should be known more.
Is that mateo?
by iousjguoiesrhouwh October 28, 2022
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mateo

here's a good word for mateo. he's smart, cute, and most importantly, industrious, productive, and loves his wife. his cv makes you feel like an inadequate fool. he's so accomplished. even though you've known other people with accolades like that, it's ridiculous how he accrues them while posting so many definitions on this very website and commenting on other various media. that's my excuse for not having his sort of accomplishments. now those excuses are rendered inutile and i'm left wondering where he gets all the time to juggle everything he does.
i think mateo is a genius or something. his capacities are diverse and distinguished. good for him.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019
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The Mateo

The act of degrading and gas-lighting one's partner to induce Stockholm like tendencies, and circumvent accountability towards household responsibilities and fulfilling deeds of loving affection
You know, even if Buffalo Bill was a little more sane, I'm sure he'd still do The Mateo
by SliceOfSuperficial September 9, 2025
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Mateo Luka

Mateo Luka is a very big spast but he has a very perfect girlfriend and that is the only thing he can be proud of.
Hey that is Mateo Luka

- Whos that? His name sounds very stupid
by theLionKingggg November 22, 2021
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