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martini love

When you take a sip of a martini and do not swallow it and instead kiss your partner and swish the fluid between your mouths while you do it.
Welcome home sweety, Come here and give me some martini love!
by insanityvulture April 26, 2015
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Freakbob Martini

A martini with what ever your heart desires. Any liquids will suffice (alcoholic if you will!). For bonus points, put a scoop of ice cream scoop in and yell "IT'S A FLOATER!!!111!!!"
Bob: Aw man! We have such random alcohols, what do we make??!!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!
by Bobbyslimjimm January 28, 2025
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Dirty Martini

When they ask for a dirty martini, you put the bottle up your butt and then pour some in and start twerking to stir it up, and then shotgun blast poop and alcohol all over their face.
“Hey Kyle, could I get a dirty martini on the rocks?”
by Gamer gaming December 22, 2023
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Martini

Martini’s are men (typicallly gay or bi) that have cocks larger than the average population. (11 inches or above).
I had a session with martini and he ripped me apart!
by Tinarr July 18, 2022
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Martini Muff

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.
"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."
by Martini Muff October 10, 2015
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Dirty martini

When a woman has to do a hand stand and then spread her legs in a Y formation (like a martini glass) and the dude eats her ass. 😂😂💀
Bob: we did the dirty martini last night.
Joe: did it taste as good as it sounds
Bob: hell yes. That ass was delicious
by Byteasc1 April 8, 2019
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Painful Martini

To give someone an assortment of different cuts, bruises, fractures etc.
Last week, I saw Mark, Gordon and Carl give the class nerd a hell of a painful martini.
by Doent August 25, 2018
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