An emergency spliff (or emergency joint/blunt) is a spliff you didn't bother finish, so you put it in your pocket for when an emergency comes up, aka. a situation where you just need some high quality dank.
Dude: Oh man, we're going to the cinema to watch Sausage Party later, it sure would be nice with some dank right now
Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!
Dude: Fuck yes
Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!
Dude: Fuck yes
by GolfWang69 October 2, 2016
Get the Emergency Spliff mug.An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.
Salsa Emergency!!
I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.
I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.
I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.
I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.
by The_Hawk August 5, 2009
Get the Salsa Emergency mug.The meal you get at a restaurant you've never been to and you are unfamiliar with all of the menu items.
Waiter: "What can I get you?" Me: "Umm, chicken strips and fries." Waiter: "That's kind of a basic choice." Me: "Sorry, it's my emergency meal."
by AbnormalJay November 23, 2016
Get the Emergency Meal mug.Having stamps for emergencies. Keeping them in your wallet or your car glovebox for last minute mailing purposes
Man, I forgot to put a stamp on this and the post office is closed. I have to wait to send my love letters.
Here buddy I have my emergency
stamp for last minute mail
That is so emergency stamp
Oh I want to write this down now and send it to my friend, too bad I don’t keep emergency stamps
Here buddy I have my emergency
stamp for last minute mail
That is so emergency stamp
Oh I want to write this down now and send it to my friend, too bad I don’t keep emergency stamps
by TheKingEli July 9, 2018
Get the emergency stamp mug.When you have an emergency wherein everything is incredibly chill whiles you aren't high and you know that a joint would make it a lot better.
Dude." "Yeah?" "This is so chill right now.. It's like a emergency.." "What?" "Dude... It's a weed emergency.
by diggleroop54 June 21, 2011
Get the Weed Emergency mug.The act of appearing, suddenly and unexpectedly, from behind a bush while shouting "Verge Emerge". Usually to scare a passer by or friend.
Seen as the opposite to Bush Push
Seen as the opposite to Bush Push
by The Sitdownasaurus May 5, 2011
Get the Verge Emerge mug.Something very important that comes up on thursday afternoon so you can miss work on Friday and go to Sevilla and eat sardines instead.
by Littletwerp May 3, 2008
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