A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.
Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?
Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!
Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!
by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009
Get the crapper colognemug. A person who says creepy, sometimes inappropriate things, and has a crappy sense of humor, but has no intention of bring creepy and no idea that they are inappropriate.
Yosniel called me a dirty little girl the other day, but that was only because I didn't take a shower. Then the creepy crapper laughed as I scowled.
by Sophia the carter May 16, 2016
Get the creepy crappermug. that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.
by raslie March 5, 2021
Get the Crapper Teamug. by brandon K. April 25, 2006
Get the crapper-dappermug. When you fart and it feels like your butthole slaps together and sounds like a seel clapping its hands
by PowerLiftyThing April 10, 2020
Get the crapper flappermug. Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.
"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "
"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
by the super bukkake July 16, 2017
Get the Crapper Jackin'mug. 