When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
Get the No handed spaghetti eating contestmug. My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest
by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025
Get the One legged but kicking contestmug. 
Get the High Blood Pressure And Hypertension Are Contestsmug. A betting pool to determine which sailor can bring the ugliest woman back to the ship to be judged by the Officer of the Day (OOD).
by Mackinaw83 February 26, 2017
Get the Scupper Contestmug. by ndsports July 28, 2021
Get the Contestationmug. by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012
Get the last place at a turd eating contestmug. Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female
by Bing bing bong bong November 6, 2020
Get the sleeping contestmug.