Covid chow

When you contract covid and lose your sense of taste and smell and you are able to eat vagina like a champion.
Wife: Oh my god honey what got into you tonight, that was the best oral I have gotten ever?
Husband: I figured if I couldn’t smell and taste that snatch I must have covid, I hope you enjoyed that covid chow I gave you!!
by Aj36mason October 13, 2021
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COVID cavities

The COVID-related blowback of mass stress-related overconsumption of sugar and not having regular dental checkups.
Damn this pandemic, COVID cavities are gutting my children’s once flawless smiles!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 03, 2020
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Covid Poisoning

A state of complete and total information overload about the subject of Covid-19 to the point of feeling as though you are so ill that you are nearly dead and can’t process any more information about it.
I was at work the other day when I realized I must have Covid Poisoning; I couldn’t hear my colleague at all as he stood and spoke with all of us about his family and the Pandemic, it was like the sound was turned off as his mouth kept moving.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 02, 2021
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Covid Flow

Referring to grown out hair, typically by a male who used to work at an office with a clean cut a hair cut, pre Covid.
Now that he works from home exclusively on zoom, has time has come to grow the Covid Flow
by Simon Dude April 11, 2021
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Covid Fatigue

Covid Fatigue : Risk taking behavior associated with being tired with the continuation of the pandemic
Quarter of a million dead. Dumbass homeboy gonna stop wearing a mask and talks shit bout having a house party. Homeboy now dyin in ICU because he had to get Covid Fatigue and act stupid.
by Liberation Theology October 27, 2020
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COVID Style

COVID Style is a modification of doggy style designed to stop the spread of COVID-19 and flatten the curve while also busting a well-needed nut. COVID Style is the sexual act between partners where both the guy and girl wear hazmat suits, N95 masks, and the male hits it from behind in doggy style. COVID style not only provides intense pleasure, but stops the spread and protects the human race from the novel corona virus.
Hey, Chad did you hook up with Jenny last night? Our buddy Brad told me that you smashed Jenny COVID Style.
by Chad Black May 21, 2020
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thanks covid

A sarcastic, empty fuck you to changes caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.
I was planning on going to Europe for Christmas, but now I can’t leave the country, Thanks COVID.
by SugarShane2787 October 16, 2020
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