chafing the carrot

another slang term for male masterbation

Dude, last night I was watching a porn and my mom walked in on me while I was chafing the carrot!

by RyanJ_53 April 9, 2009

The Texas Chainsaw

When three or more men are conjoined cock-to-ass and charge unsuspecting bystanders whilst yelling “VRRR VRRRRRR”.

“Holy Shit dude i just barely got away from those guys down the street doing the Texas Chainsaw”

by flocktoppler July 11, 2019

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

1. One of the best, most original horror movies to date. If you liked something in a horror movie after TCM74, chances are it was stolen from the latter. Despite its horror credentials, TCM74 contains very little visible blood, relying on creepy imagery and unsettling, innovative music to set the mood. Followed by a string of lack-luster sequels.

2. One of the worst, most unnecessary remakes of a classic horror film in cinematic history. Take one part original, nine parts Dawson's Creek, and separate out the terrifying originality of the '74 version, and you have TCM03. It had the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it, though. That was kinda cool.

1. Paul won the accolades of all for renting the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre after someone had expressed their fondness for the remake and ignorance of the original.

2. Habib was deported when he fell asleep watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake on TV and missed the deadline for renewing his student visa.

by Deez Nuts April 16, 2005

Chafing the Angel

Snowboarding lingo:

Leaving a monster gash in the pow while sliding down the hill on yer ass. (Usually after failing a new trick.)

Dude 1: Dude was totally shredding the gnar before he landed on his ass.

Dude 2: Dude's a total Angelo...

Dude 3: Yeah bro, he's chafing the angel.

by Chutes-n-Laters January 19, 2011

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A terrific movie. I'm referring to the 2003 version of this film.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is NOT a true story. It is BASED on the events of Ed Gein, a serial killer who lived in Plainfield, Wisconsin in the 1950's. He killed only 2 women but dug up many more in the graveyard and attempted to make a full-body woman suit. He also collected ears, fingers, toes, heads, skulls and noses. He was arrested and brought to court and found guilty but lived the rest of his life in a mental instution. He died of cancer in 1984.

by Corb March 14, 2005

the 2 chainz

Part of the modern Kamasutra, the 2chainz is a sex position where the male sits back, legs open and the female sits directly on his lap(between his legs) and moves and rides him any which way she pleases as the male sits back and enjoys the view, as one would do at a 2chainz show.

Michelle couldn't believe how much fun the sold out 2chainz show was and to show her appreciation to Jeff they did the 2 chainz all night long

by JVICE March 3, 2014

Dance the chocolate cha-cha in the Bourneville

Verb: to Dances the Chocolate Cha-cha in the Bourneville Boulevard is a very convoluted way of saying that someone is having anal sex. (Bourneville is a UK place near Birmingham where the Cadbury's chocolate factory is based.)

Is he musical? You should see the way he dances the chocolate cha-cha in the Bourneville Boulevard!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003