Charlie butcher

a great person who isn't suicidal and depressed. he has lots of friends.

Charlie butcher went out for a walk

by fasdljbv1 September 30, 2020

Butcher's hook

While many cocknies use this phrase in place of the word 'look', it in fact should be used to verbally exposit a butcher's hook. This confusion about its meaning has come about due to the stupidity of most cocknies.

Mr A: Look at that butcher. He is using a hook.
Mr B: That is because it is a butcher's hook.

by Ian Shine July 14, 2005

butchers dog

an ugly girl who will swallow/take any type of 'meat' from anything with a pulse.

its the end of night and you still havent pulled anything decent, so in desperation you revert to a 'butchers dog'

by nige September 18, 2003

butchers hook

A large curved porn penis.

She was lifted up by a butchers hook with a butchers hook in her mouth.

by rovinglunatic August 01, 2017

Butcher's Apron

A particularly spiteful sexual act necessitating the consumption of large amounts of red meat prior to engagement in coitus. One must then seduce a strict vegetarian, a vegan being of additional value. Having done so, begin the process of intercourse. In the midst of your passionate love making, induce vomiting, covering your partner in a meaty paste. Be sure to apologize, stating something along the lines of "I had a bunch of meat for dinner, must have messed with my stomach". Enjoy the ensuing revulsion.

Bro, I totally gave that PETA chick a butcher's apron. She cried for hours!

by Sir Reist December 11, 2010

The lamb ate the butcher!

Things don't always go according to what's logical or expected.

Nobody gave David a chance in Hell against Golieth, but David fought in faith, and "The lamb ate the butcher!"

by talk2me-JCH2 March 19, 2022

butcher's maxi pad

The absorbant pad at the bottom of a supermarket meat package.

My friends and I were cooking sausage, but I forgot to remove the butcher's maxi pad

by noidavailable September 15, 2008