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Bury my plow

I am going out into my cousins field to see if I can bury my plow
by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016
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burying the gold

When a man intentionally(or intentionally) pees into a woman's(or man's) ass while balls deep. It important that the "dirty cave"/ lower rectum is full of feces and the pressure of urination is such that the urine makes it past the feces. Successfully executed, the receiver may not be aware gold was buried until their next bowel movement.
Mary "WTF, Chris keeps burying the gold so deep that I shit out his piss the next day"
by rebornfungus January 31, 2016
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Burying my snail

Female masturbation in the office, specifically with a sex toy.
I am too busy to help you right now, I am busy burying my snail, said Cynthia, just give me a little privacy.
by Sasquatch67 March 9, 2016
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bury the hamster

Having unprotected sex with a woman who has a large bush
Man, that chick from the music festival let me bury the hamster!
by Dj McSwiggins August 4, 2017
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'bury goggles

When you've been hanging around dudes for so long that any female seems incredibly attractive.
Ben's been at the bury for 3 months straight. His 'bury goggles are probably inches thick.
by FuckCrabGuy June 22, 2018
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Done and buried

A term of endearment used to refer to victims of cock death
I didn't mean for it to go like this but let's keep moving on I mean she's done and buried now.
by Won't be traced back to omad September 12, 2017
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burying the cat

Female {masturbation by insertion of an object.
Leslie: "Hi Kristy. I thought I'd call to see what you're up to."
Kristy: "Well, Tom is gone on a fishing trip, so I've been burying the cat for four hours . . .".
by Robbster October 20, 2017
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