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last man on the life boat

One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.

bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"
"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"
by thenoblesock January 28, 2008
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Parking the skin boat in tuna town

The love between a man and a woman, in other words: Porking.
I was with your sister last night, and i parked my skin boat in her tuna town.
by Dan January 22, 2004
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Jump start the Tug Boat

The act of a male self pleasuring himself through the act of masturbation / wanking or a male or female performing the same act on another male.
I got caught last night trying to jump start the tug boat!

She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat
by MegaBuffo November 3, 2017
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Man In The Little Boat

My man in the little boat is a little wet...
by Vi0l3nt D0lly May 13, 2006
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The brown boat

When you shit in the tank of a toilet and listen as someone gags and screams at the sight of the toilet filling up with shit and clogging. otherwise known as the brown boat
by DJxDEFALT May 16, 2015
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The same boat

I donno.... It don't look the same to me...
Hym "Is it the same boat though? Cus it looks like your vacationing in Jerusalem with your wife while I kind of sit down here and roast... Indefinitely! I looks like 2 different boats to me. One that is slowly burning into nothingness and the other being held up above the flames by 6 million sycophants."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
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The Tow-Boat Method

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.
Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.
by Pimposterous October 17, 2023
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