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Mountain biking

Riding rad rides on revolving rollers in a dramatic, death-defying design, dispatching double-quick down dangerous descents while wrapping withered weed within whirling vellum.
Yo, bro, let's bomb these trails and blaze some trees! Hell yeah, mountain biking!
by MntnMan69 September 20, 2021
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Car Bike

A bicyclist that rides on the road and takes up a lane of traffic. They think that they have the right to slow down traffic so they can ride their bike. Can usually be found traveling with other car bikes.
I was late to work, because I was forced to follow a car bike in a no passing zone.
by G.R.B. December 2, 2009
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bike pirate

What pirates become when they hit land: pirates on bikes.
Time to throw anchor and go get some wenches. better grab my rum and my bike, because once i step off the ship ill have to be a bike pirate!
by rezzy666 July 20, 2008
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Christ On A Bike

(Exclamation)

1. An outburst of anger or frustration that the wankers (q.v.) are once again "getting on your tits" through their incompetence.

Used by IT support staff to describe the feelings of loss of temper towards "users"; when once again, they've fucked up the system.

2. An outburst of shock at the prospect of immenent death, injury or pain.
"Christ on a bike; don't those wankers ever listen to a fucking word we tell them?"
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
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se bikes

best bikes out in town and if you don’t got one you’re broke and poor and you’re not living right
you heard those kids with the se bikes?! they’re so popular.

se bikes- the best brand of bikes only cool kids have. the best bikes in the world
by hot boy69 October 19, 2019
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win the bike

verb: the act of engaging in anal sex with a woman without having performed vaginal sex together on any previous occasion
Peter: Dude, I like, totally boned Shirley last night.
Max: Dude, I heard she's fuckin crazy in bed.
Peter: Dude, you don't even know. We've never even talked, and she just stuck it in her butt.
Max: Fuck dude, you won the bike!
Peter: Yeah bro - I'm a fuckin LEGEND

Vincent: Dude, I win the bike with so many bitches
Herbert: Bullshit. Everyone knows that's just a myth. No one actually wins the bike.
Vincent: Bro, don't trip. Ho's dig it.
by bawssss May 5, 2011
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Bike Nazi

Someone who spends all of their day-job money on a shiny fixed-gear and looks down their nose at 'inferior' bicycles, especially anything comfortable and/or with a basket attached. Most likely to be found in dense urban areas, but also foray into the suburbs from time to time.
Cyclist biking to work: (nod and smile)

Bike nazi: (stares straight ahead) Fucking Freds.
by bikesforever March 22, 2009
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