Climb A Banjo

When your band mate gets on your nerves and you tell him to knock it off.

Go climb a banjo.

by Shenanigan November 21, 2017

time banjo

A time banjo occurs when there is a break or lull in proceedings at a party and people begin to wonder whether they should be leaving.

There was a time banjo at about one o'clock, but we got through it and the party ended at around 4am.

Don't do a time banjo, Jonathan.

The time banjo was really awkward so we got on our coats and left.

by Martin Overly August 24, 2016

Banjo tongue

When your tongue is tired from making out with your sister.

Man it was a long night last night, I have had banjo tongue all day.

by CarArt November 23, 2019

Stinky Banjo

Alludes to the position in which a girls hands are in when rubbing the bean… one hand out to her side making a fist, looking like she is holding the neck of a banjo, while the other is flicking the bean in an up and down motion, like she’s strumming the strings of a banjo!

Damn, I just caught Katie playing the stinky banjo!!

by OG WEASEL March 19, 2023

banjo-kazooie

When a lass is blowing you off like a kazoo and snaps your banjo

Have you heard about Scott, some big lass did a banjo-kazooie on him the other night.

by micky217 December 30, 2022

wet banjo

When you're petting a dog and his leg starts to shake like he is playing the banjo and than he starts to pee.

Kyle was petting the dog when all of a sudden he threw a wet banjo and made a real mess on the rug.

by drifterking September 28, 2021

seductive banjo

Complete know head who can't play games for shit

You're a right seductive banjo

by dick splash November 20, 2016