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Armed & Dangerous

P1:Imma make a song named Armed & Dangerous
P2: Fly high man
by zekewrldq March 15, 2021
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abud danger

A sweet ,loving wanker. Someone with sexy voice who is capable of dangling his penis around while sitting.

Attractive shoulders. Full juicy lips .manly hairstyle. Princely beard .Perfect man.
Sexyabud dangerlovemanreal
by maid February 8, 2014
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Dangerous Cult

Damn! That's one Dangerous Cult!

Oh hell! He fell for that dangerous cult...In about a week he won't have any money....
by /Kick/ May 4, 2008
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danger-wank

To perform or simulate masturbation in a situation where it would not be wise to do so.
"hey is that guy scratching his crotch in a nursery?"
"aww man thats a danger-wank right there"

"did you hear about those guys that got arrested for indecent exposure?"
"they call it that, but it was just the danger-wank tournament"
by GSD Ste V B June 15, 2006
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Danger Kitty

1) A woman that's extremely sexy without knowing it or thinking it about herself. 2) The smoking HOT neighbor, with movie star looks, that's as nice as can be.
3) "MILF & Cookies"
4) A GOOD Girl that "could" be as NAUGHTY as she looks. ...But no one knows for sure.
5) A woman that dresses classy & sexy, but looks like she wants to fuck right now!
"How much you want to bet that Librarian is a Danger Kitty?"
by Mr. 1derful February 13, 2009
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danger wank

While your jerking off, as your about to cum, shout down for your mother. The real game now begins, a race between you and your mum, you have to cum, clean up and pull up your pants before she enters the room.

a good timer is asking for a cup of tea before you start
Guy 1: "Dude, i tried a danger wank last night, it went horribly wrong"

Guy 2: "DDDDDuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Guy 1: "No, it's ok, she helped finish me off"
by Herroc April 17, 2009
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Danger Wank

Masterbation performed under highly perilous situations, usually involving the risk of being caught mid-task. Users of the danger wank often say that wanking in these situations hightens the sexual pleasure.
danger wank: "Mum come quick Ive got something to show u! shit, shit, shit *wanks* RELEASE THE BEEEES!"
by Corey Martin January 16, 2007
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