Testicular Integrity

Having "a pair"

"Wow, Jim's going to ask Carol Anne to the school dance"

"Really? .....that's some testicular integrity"

by Honeybadger1975 November 5, 2017

Testicular homicide

What you say after watching someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.

Oh my God! That was testicular homicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Testicular Dementia

When a woman who hangs out with guy friends forgets that she doesn't "have a pair" of her own and acts like one of the guys.

While playing as the only woman on the fantasy football team, Joan suffered from testicular dementia.

by PaxRAT September 25, 2010

inverted testicular ball cancer

ur testicular ball dies just die

my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer

by ONIOINKMSBSVBSBAQ December 22, 2023

Testicular grievous bodily harm

When someone gets hit in his nuts so hard he has to go to the hospital

Damn, boy! That right there is testicular grievous bodily harm!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Testicular Exoskeleton

When your scrote is cold and shrinks up forming rigid creases not allowing To shave properly.

"Man, last night was rough. I couldn't even shave my balls completely due to the testicular exoskeleton I had goin on."

by CardiacBuffalo April 17, 2014

Testicular Darwinism

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.

Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!

by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021