South African Swirly

The act of doxxing Elon Musk's location, going to his house, forcing him to shit, piss, ejaculate, and pour cocaine into his marble toilet, and then shoving your penis and his head in the toilet and then flushing it. The leftover semen is used as water for the bidet. The bidet is then used to spray all of the semen onto his hair. Elon Musk will then pay you precisely $35.72 and considers it a monthly salon appointment.
"To whoever gave me a South African Swirly last tuesday, my heart goes out to you."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
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Swirly Brown

When a female/male diarrheas on the others persons belly button, then uses their finger to swirl it around.
Martin: Yo bitch, lemme get a Swirly Brown

Klaus: Alright bet
by ScendoLuh July 11, 2025
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Cuban Swirly

Giving someone a swirly with a turd in the bowl.
That punk ass needs a Cuban swirly.

There's a cigar turd in the bowl waiting for him.
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar December 1, 2024
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ol swirly

ol swirly is the folk art liveing lengeng of the ozarks . he is the inventor of the divice knowns as a swirly jacks . that helps folks manage their bio electric and does other things. too numerious to mention . amoung other acomplisments ol swirly has been the only man in history to run the whole world at any given point in human history so 🤷 theirs that . its a funny story . but all in all ol swirly the live lengend is truely a nobel american treasure whos story and legacy grows day by day even as you read this .
have you seen ol swirly on lot ? ol swirly i wanna buy a swirly jack durn !
by ol swirly July 24, 2022
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Brownie Swirly

The act of taking a shit in a toilet, cutting it up with a knife whisk or other mixing tool until you get an even texture. You then dump in half a gallon of bleach and the most vile thing you can get your hands on and mixing again. You then dunk your most hated enemies head in it then flush.
Yo I gave Chad the worst brownie swirly ever.
by Solairekiller June 20, 2025
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The swirlies

That swirly nauseous feeling you get when someone gives you butterflies
"Just thinking about her gives me the swirlies."
by crispysouup September 23, 2023
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Chocolate Swirly

When you shit in ur partners face and you put a cone on top and make them eat it
by anonymous May 10, 2022
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