by Hiyalolasr June 11, 2025

A swiftie is a person who is a huge fan of Taylor Swift. They might have her in their playlist, have room decor and know everything about the pop/country singer and songwriter.
by clairethecarrot January 18, 2023

Someone who would write you a strongly worded essay that resembles Shakespeare if you wronged them, would also compare you to Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer (which is a huge insult in case you didn't know).
by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

May 30th
Commemorates the day that taylor swift bought back all of her albums that were stolen by scooter braun in 2019. In other words this is the day that she owned all her work again.
Commemorates the day that taylor swift bought back all of her albums that were stolen by scooter braun in 2019. In other words this is the day that she owned all her work again.
by intestinetickling June 1, 2025

Lowkey underrated YouTuber could definitely meet his full potential but decides to NEVER upload when obviously has the capability of doing so and it’s so annoying and the person making this definition may or may not be him
by Someoneinaworld February 11, 2024

A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.
Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021

Swiftie: “taylor swifts music is so good, shes such an awesome person and im never gonna stop talking about her, and if you disagree with me im gonna hate you, and it means you hate women which will get you cancelled by me and my taylor swift-“
Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”
Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”
by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025
