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Swatting

Where a man name Justin takes the Semen of a man named Michael, then looks straight up and spits it in the air. He then plays a game with himself where he swats it in midair before it lands on his face. In his mind, he wins either way. Michael is repulsed.
Justin was caught laughing maniacally swatting Michael's left over Semen from an old condom in trash.
by Justin’sDaddy June 9, 2021
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swat 4 swat

swatting him and letting him swat you
"hey bro lets go swat for swat"
(used as in trolling)
"Yo u wont go swat 4 swat LOL"
by IBETUWONT May 14, 2024
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Swat

Swat is a simp from the buh server, he was very stupid so we banned him. He created a drama and a war.
A:Looka at him he's so stupid! Such a swat.
B:Yeah
by shrimprilla January 24, 2021
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Swat

Im so hot I gotta swat stain on my pants
by Chazzzdaddy November 7, 2022
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SWATS

Swagger-Stats.
His SWATS are untouchable!
by Big-MaC December 9, 2021
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Twat Swat

When engaging in sexual acts, the partner pats, slaps, or "swats" the females pussy in a rapid, repetitive manner in order to arouse the female.
Once I gave her a few Twat Swats, she was hornier than a peacock.
by AmericanBadass January 23, 2013
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swat pants

SWAT pants.

Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.

SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).
I use wear normal pants, but after becoming a terrorist, I now wear SWAT pants, so I am comfortably prepared for the SWAT team.
by Helkor December 30, 2016
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