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Suprise Alabama Top Hat

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.
by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018
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Suprise Stiffy

When, out of the blue, you get a hard on. You could just be reading a book or playing a game, and suddenly, you have a stiffy.
Me: Ugggh
Friend: What?
Me: suprise stiffy, man.
Friend: ah.
by Scholar of Oddity February 20, 2019
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suprise buttsex

when guy/girl comes behind and surprisingly anal you without notice
SUPRISE BUTTSEX: god damn i just surprised my wife with surprise BUTT SEX.
by TR!sT1bo11 m00 November 11, 2019
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suprisalicios

Its when you surprised by delicious food and or snack
*some one walks in with some delicious food *
" wow thats suprisalicios , thank you!"
by $0ph!£ January 8, 2021
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Swine Suprise

While you are hooking up with a sloppy disguisting girl you get sick and throw up on her, then you use your puke as lubricant to fuck her.
That girl was so nasty , before i can even get a six pack down i ended up giving her the swine suprise and made a mess all over the back of my car.
by Warren Allgood July 10, 2010
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Samurai Suprise

When three guys get together with one female and plug all three of her openings (mouth,vagina,anus) at the same time.
Man,we met this hot chick last night and she came back to our place with me and my 2 buds and begged for the samurai suprise.
by B.W.A 6307 March 27, 2011
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Sticky Suprise

The act of masterbating until you are about to cum, then very quietly sneaking into the bathroom while someone is taking a shit and you blow your load all over them
GIRL-1: Oh my god, Dominick is so disgusting! He gave me a sticky suprise last night while i was taking a crap!

GIRL-2: No way! That's amazing! I've always wanted one!
by rivermonster_69 July 1, 2011
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