budgy smuggler

A man who wears speedos that are a little too small and his package is reminiscent of a type of bird being taken against his will.

That budgy smuggler should get off the beach before he embarrasses himself.

by MDT June 1, 2006

grape smuggler

A man in a Speedo.

Even on a trip to an American beach, you can count on seeing at least one grape smuggler.

by D. Lishus Thigh April 2, 2010

Lard Smuggler

A person who is overweight and wears clothes to try and cover up their fatness. ie. A fat not obease woman who shows off her big tits but trys to cover up her spare tire and chunky ass.

Martha has a big rack but tries to cover up the rest of her fatness, she is such a lard smuggler.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Smuggling midgets

A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.

Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.

by Alex Stacy August 23, 2007

peanut-smuggler

A woman with erect nipples that can easily be seen through her blouse.

Jennifer Aniston is a righteous peanut-smuggler.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

bacon smuggler

A woman who has meat curtains hanging from her vagina, thus looking like she is smuggling bacon.

Man, that chick last night that I met was a bacon smuggler!

by PiMpShItFoRLiFe December 12, 2006

Plum Smuggler

Plum smuggling is the male version of camel toe. Therefore a plum smuggler is a guy who has male camel toe.

Jim Dangle from Reno 911! is a plum smuggler.

by Kranston July 8, 2005