chode straw

A ring-like (or straw-like) circular object that resembles a chode by being girthier than it is long
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metal straw

they look cool and don't help used by vsco girls and people that have braces because they have to use straws with soda and want to have a straw that will last long
Thats a metal straw
by Frydtost September 20, 2019
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Life Straw

When you’re getting a blow job and you cum but she keeps sucking then your penis turns into a life straw
Bro last night she sucked the life out of your life straw.
by Parky Sparky February 01, 2019
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Life Straw

When you have a threesome with one girl and two dudes you ejaculate in the guy. You then proceed to suck out the nut butter and spit it into the woman cooter.
The other night we performed a life straw and now my wife’s pregnant..
by J and J productions April 04, 2023
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Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!
Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*
by Elephant27 January 08, 2020
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stick in the straw

When the stick goes in and out of the straw
The stick in the straw conjoined and then separated over and over again.
by Random Words & Definitions November 04, 2022
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