Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stoned

when your at a state of high from weed where you’ve never been smarter

“Do you remember when we were so stoned that’s we started evaluating theories about aliens?”

by bananagram8 April 01, 2022

Stoned

Drunk as fuck! Probably on crack or some shit. Pretty high though, maybe a few drinks.

I was so stoned last night

by KermitZeeFrog June 27, 2018

Stoned

When millions of people throw stones at you and your body then adsorbs them

“I got so stoned last night. The kind where people throw stones at you.”

by UrbanJohn07 May 24, 2018

stone

to make fun of somebody or something

Boy1: You ugly as hell
Boy2: You got jokes, iam bout to stone you

by Jhova July 23, 2004

Stoning

When you go on nature hike and you find a phallic shaped rock to insert into your ass or your friends ass.

Jim and I went on a great hike yesterday up a mountain. We totally ended up stoning each other once we got to the top. We called that rock nature's anal bead.

by Ginga Geezus April 06, 2018

stone

a can of keystone light

"I cracked open a good six stones before going to Michael's, then shoved another three in my purse"

by mkfanning November 19, 2007