starbucks

An act performed by a woman, who gurgles with a man's ejaculate to the point where it starts to foam out of her mouth, much like when a latte is being made and it start's to foam.
Honey, after you put the kids to sleep, how about a starbucks before we watch some TV?
by dilweed November 28, 2006
Get the starbucks mug.

Starbucks

A corporation that makes coffee which they market to young people, scenesters, and anyone who is stupid enough to pay five dollars for a cup of coffee.

In order to be classified as a Starbucks, you must have French words on your menu, along with a description. Your coffee must cost $5.00 and you must be located on every street or a city. You must also play jazz music and be able to sell overpriced CDs. Your customers must also be dumb enough to not know the difference between Dunkin' Donuts, or Starbucks.
Starbucks is an overabundant coffee shop that can be found internationally.
by gardengirl May 09, 2007
Get the Starbucks mug.

Starbucks

Noun. The largest and most diabolical coffee company, renowned for their new popularity, despite the fact that it used to be a privately-owned business. This evil chain is despised by those in Milwaukee with enough sense to buy Alterra coffee (yum) that is naturally brewed in the heart of Milwaukee, without unnatural chemicals. Unfortunately, Starbucks cannot do the smart thing and become a Fair Trade company, because their business ethics can be summed up in one word - "quantity."
Did you know that Starbucks doesn't even bother to pull a decent shot (21-27 seconds)?
by SelfInducedPsychosis July 19, 2005
Get the Starbucks mug.

starbucks

A place inherited by Dr. Evil.....its plan: to take over the Earth, then Venus, then mars, then uranus.
OMG noooooooo starbucks took away my favorite chinese reasturant..what will they take next?
by mavin June 26, 2006
Get the starbucks mug.

starbucked

After the sex the girl totally relaxes all muscles and pisses all the Starbucks coffee she drank all over you and the bed.
I had sex with this girl and after cumming she totally relaxed all muscles in her body and she Starbucked me.
by Stan Kennedy November 07, 2007
Get the starbucked mug.

Starbuck

1. (Noun, Slang). A five-dollar bill used to purchase coffee or other needless items with inflated prices.

2. (Noun, Slang). A service rendered for the amount of $5, any service that you may attribute the value of only five dollars. A medial, mundane, or demeaning task.

3. (Noun, singular). An over-priced drink at a coffee-mill made by foreign child-laborers.

4. (Verb, Slang). A term used to express a punch from an open-hand attack. As the palm makes contact, the fingers stab the surrounding area of the target, making extra asskickin power.

5. (Noun, plural). The designated amount of American Currency used to purchase exactly 1 (one) cup of tasty coffee from the largest coffee chain in the Universe. One Green, Aberham Lincoln, $5 bill. The equivalent of one tank of gas for your car at it's peak time.
1. "Hey, check out this awesome rap CD I bought in the alley from a crack-dealer for just a Starbuck!"

2. Samantha - "Hey, can you pick up my jacket from the cleaners?"
Mike - "Sure, I'll do it for a Starbuck..."
Samanatha - "No way, dude... I'm never washin your whites again!"

3. "Oops! I gotta go, I'm late for work and I still gotta grab a Starbuck before I get back to my stupid job!"

4. "You keep runnin your mouth, and Ima starbuck you in the chin, muthafucka!

5. Jim - "Hey, do you have 5 bucks I can borrow for gas so I can get to work?"
Sally - "Sorry... This is my last $5 bucks and I haven't had my coffee..."
Jim - "What?!"
Sally - "I can't... IT'S my LAST StarBUCK!"
by therealkenkny January 15, 2011
Get the Starbuck mug.

starbucks

see bidet water

a liquid so nasty that it is best left to wash out your ass after a shit
after my two logger, i washed my ass with somne starbucks
by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004
Get the starbucks mug.