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squirtling

The act of setting your man's pubes on fire and squirting all over him to put it out while yelling "squirtle!"
After the act: "Now that is what I call squirtling."
by iron_ick August 22, 2016
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squirter mcfurter

Master of cum
The one who women look for a good squirting time
by Weenie bo Beenie June 18, 2005
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Squirter

A squirter is a small female (like kylie) who is already at knob height - making is easy to squirt(h)er.

Or a strangely talented girl who, after becoming excited can fire lady juice at high velocity out from her nu-nu.
That squirter is the right height for me.

At the orgy I had to duck the squirter.
by DJ Jaybee July 29, 2004
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Ranch Squirter

A woman that vaginally injects ranch dressing, then squirts it onto a salad where another woman eats such salad.
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Rusty Squirtle

This technique is usually used when some chick is trying to stick some guys fat cock in her vajay-jay and shes way to dry to slip that meat-piece into it. So in order to lube things up she uses a douche to squirt a bunch of lube into her anal cavities. Then she turns around and puts her ass up on his cock, shortly thereafter clenching her hole so the shitty mixture spews out onto the guys junk. If they want to make things really sloppy, the girl sometimes makes the guy suck the excess shart-lube out of her asshole.
My cock was too much for that virgin, so i made her give me a rusty squirtle to lube things up.
by cockmaster93 December 20, 2010
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Squirting on the Pups

The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.
Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.

Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!
by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010
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Squinternet

An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.
After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'
by MickJohn November 24, 2011
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