The act of setting your man's pubes on fire and squirting all over him to put it out while yelling "squirtle!"
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A squirter is a small female (like kylie) who is already at knob height - making is easy to squirt(h)er.
Or a strangely talented girl who, after becoming excited can fire lady juice at high velocity out from her nu-nu.
Or a strangely talented girl who, after becoming excited can fire lady juice at high velocity out from her nu-nu.
by DJ Jaybee July 29, 2004
Get the Squirter mug.A woman that vaginally injects ranch dressing, then squirts it onto a salad where another woman eats such salad.
by THE REAL DEAL RANCH SQUIRT July 6, 2009
Get the Ranch Squirter mug.This technique is usually used when some chick is trying to stick some guys fat cock in her vajay-jay and shes way to dry to slip that meat-piece into it. So in order to lube things up she uses a douche to squirt a bunch of lube into her anal cavities. Then she turns around and puts her ass up on his cock, shortly thereafter clenching her hole so the shitty mixture spews out onto the guys junk. If they want to make things really sloppy, the girl sometimes makes the guy suck the excess shart-lube out of her asshole.
by cockmaster93 December 20, 2010
Get the Rusty Squirtle mug.The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.
Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.
Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!
Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!
by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010
Get the Squirting on the Pups mug.An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.
After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'
by MickJohn November 24, 2011
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