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squirmish

The esteemed half term Governor Sarah Palin created a new word for the American lexicon during an unsuccessful attempt to discredit U.S. President Barack Obama.

When the words squeamish and skirmish are combined, squirmish is born. A squirmish occurs when one party engages in a fight with another, but with fear, reserve, or lack of enthusiasm instead of bravado, possibly inferring a lack of courage.

Using the word squirmish can be in and of itself a squirmish. For instance, instead of coming out and calling Pres. Obama a coward, Palin used an inference of cowardice, thereby demonstrating what a half-assed attack can look like, and thus a squirmish.
It was just a squirmish, Sarah didn't want to muss her hair-do.
by effusing April 17, 2011
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squirtling

the act of a male sucking his own cock while a female or male eats his ass/rimjob. When the male cums/ejaculates in his mouth he spits it on the person who is eating him in the face. When the partner is distracted or is eating the sperm the man shouts out "SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE" then leaves. It is preferred if you don't have a belly/gut/or big stomach because you might miss if you choose to jack it without it in your mouth it could get in your eye. This can be or is an alternative to charzardingif you don't have anything to light them. Make sure to wash your mouth and practice sucking your dick to make sure you don't screw up.
I didn't want to pay my hooker so I tricked her into some squirtling.
by jack aniels October 12, 2017
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squirting

your mom was squirting
by Negroemale June 2, 2018
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Squirting Vagina

When a female gets mad at a male she bends over wherever she may be (i.e. in the living room, at work or the playground) and marinades his face with vaginal dishcharge.
When Candycane was on the playground, Micah would not talk to her and thought her ideas were dumb so she bent over, pulled up her skirt and squirt her vagina in his face. What Candy did was the Squirting Vagina.
by Vdisharge April 22, 2010
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squishing

The act of 2 fat lesbians scissoring. The excess folds suction to one another coupled with moisture resulting in a squishing sound.
When her fupa met mine the squishing was bound to happen.
by Robert Paulson June 6, 2018
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squaring up

What happens to your TV when the digital signal breaks up. The modern day version of static.
The new TV kept squaring up during the season finale of BSG, which would never have happened in the analog days of yore.
by rorybean June 17, 2010
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squicking

To insert your penis into the unformed part of a child's skull. Then to fuck it, until the child is fucked. A frowned-upon practice that is illegal in most countries.
"An aggravating factor in the burglary was the smearing of excrement on the walls and the squicking of little Timmy"
by Log January 16, 2004
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