Fairy squad mother

The oldest member of a squad who showers younger squad members with advice, affection, and food.

Whenever I need advice, I call upon Judy, the fairy squad mother, to help me with my problem.

by sammieesmiless January 6, 2016

chump squad

a group of friends who refer to themselves as "chumps"

"We have the sickest chump squad around"
"Wow, I wish our chump squad was like theirs"

by Alexie5221 July 16, 2016

Firing Squad

When you marry 17 men and consummate the marriage with all 17 of them. You stand near a wall and bend over, with your gaping anus exposed (its gaping because you've had a deep anal muscle massage), and the 17 men form a line. They proceed to run up to your anus and take a single thrust one-by-one until you have come to a successful completion.

"Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"

by Pleasure Elf July 8, 2019

Oby Squad

An elite friend group of 3 including Rebecca, Maddie, and Ellie. They often troll on livestreams.

"Oby squad are we here on Carter's livestream?"

by yuhyuhyuhyuhyuhoby December 17, 2020

Demon Squad

A group of 7 demons. They just post memes and act weird. Established Mar. 20, 2021.

Did you hear the Demon Squad ships Domizach now?

by +Benevolent_Overlord+ March 22, 2021

Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad

Also known as Z.E.U.S.
Z.E.U.S was founded very recently in response to the impeding zombie apocalypse. Services include: ass kicking, slaying zombies, fortification, ass kicking, and more zombie killing.

911: This is 911 emergency, what service do you require?
Guy: OMG there's zombies everywhere, we're trapped on our roof, send help!!!
911: Stay calm sir, Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad has been dispatched.
Guy: We're saved!
...
5 min later
...

Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad arrives on site.
...
1 min later
...
Guy: 911? Hello? Me again, all the zombies are dead, we've been saved! Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad has done it again!

Guy1: Why is there a boot sticking out of that dead zombie's face?
Guy2: Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad was here, and one of them kicked it's ass so hard they lost their boot.
Guy1: o_O

by tucsondog February 21, 2012

wad squad

A high performing team of quota-killers

Need to generate massive pipeline? Call the wad squad!

by 9quotacrushers April 18, 2018