Split Wig

1. A persons bleeding face or head after an ass whipping. 2. Someone who just got the shit beat out of them and has visible damage to the cranial region.

1. Damn, that fool just got his wig split. 2. Shut up or I will split your wig!

by Lee Chapman April 14, 2003

split

1. to leave the scene
2. to cut; physically or as in a haircut
3. to divide something into pieces

1. "This place is beat, let's split."
2. a."I'm going to split this dude's face open" or "This kid got his wig split last night." b. "I'm headed down the way to get dome split."
3. "Split that 6 to 4, my way."

by 215illadelph March 15, 2009

piss split

when your going for a piss and the one stream of piss decides to spilt into 2. therefore things can get messy

" oh my days ricky ive just had a piss split. the bathroom floor is swimming"

by badboi87 April 26, 2007

Split Condom

Your worst living nightmare no matter who you are...

Man: Aww Damn yeah bitch wait im gonna cum!!

*Split Condom*

Man: Aww shit man not again.
Woman: ohh what was that?

Man: ... You might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it....
Woman: Your fucking kidding me right?

by ACSL October 11, 2009

southend banana split

Come up your girlfriends ass then Chop the end off of a banana,insert into your girlfriends ass, squish out the banana from its skin remove the skin,Insuring as much banana is left up her as poss.have your gf then shit out the banana and cream into your mouth and enjoy.

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by fudgepacker123 January 4, 2014

Springsteen split

The tendency of the balls of a jersey rocker to fall on either side of the zipper of his acid wash jeans. Named for {The Boss} Bruce Springsteen, who often wears faded denim that's too tight in the crotch

That Bon Jovi fan was sportin' the Springsteen split.

by djslut October 1, 2005

Split a Biscuit

Two friends having sex with 1 fat chick simultaneously.

Hey Gary, you wanna split a biscuit?

by otherdustin May 1, 2010