that feeling when you're falling so hard for someone that you aren't falling anymore. you're just SPLAT. on the ground.
oh no i'm splatting for someone
by oh no im splatting March 27, 2022
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smelly thing that comes from a 2 circle part
OMG THERE IS A FREKING POOPY SPLAT AND IT COME FROM U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Poobysoy January 26, 2022
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the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.
Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*
by MEAGPERSON May 5, 2018
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a pornographic picture encased in a plastic bag that is can be plastered to the wall, and used in a jail or prison shower to fap off to; some fap packs or the materials used to construct one may have some trade value.
Mojo screws confiscated my favorite splat pack. Bro, I be trade you a splat pack for a loosey.
by dbez October 9, 2011
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What happens when you fart after anal sex
I bent over after my man was done pounding my ass and it came out in shit splat natty splat shits
by Cici butt lover September 25, 2015
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Dankest kid on earth, can be found cheezing with his friends from Solon, but more often he is kicked with his cross country friends. Likes to take dank rips off the legendary 5000 during lige fest. has a grandpa named papa bayer, a brother named patrick burns, amd a son named Mattycakes, and Wojo. Runs some dank Miles
Splat Burns: Ownage Duuuuuuuude, thats so dank.
MC: Yeahhhhhh
Splat: Get the box duuuuude
by thecakes13 February 4, 2010
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When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job
“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”
by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022
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