siamese penis

A penis that splits, having two ends.

"He can fuck her in both holes with his siamese penis!"

by FMA_Fan May 13, 2005

samesies

(Verb) To feel the same way

"Hey, I just saw that new movie NOTORIOUS. I thought that joint was off the hook!"

"Samesies! That fat boy Gravy looked just like Big."

by Young C-RAD January 22, 2009

Spaceship Docking

The act of taking a dump in a woman's vagina.

I would love to teach your mom about spaceship docking.

by Dwizzelf September 14, 2006

Docking the Spaceship

To shit in a girl's vagina during sex.

Steve - "Why'd Lisa dump you?"
Larry - "She said that she didn't like the stains on her sheets that I made when I was docking the spaceship last week."

by aw350m3h4x0r January 16, 2009

siamese

a person who acts two-faced.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003

shamespiral

1. A state of being that is characteristic of the morning after getting excessively drunk and partying like a rock star. Usually accompanies waking up next to a squaw and/or cha; or waking up alone at 2 in the afternoon with lo mein all over your couch, wing sauce on your sheets, and proceeding to spend the day face down in an US Weekly watching a tv series on DVD. May cause the ordering of a Dominoes pizza.
2. Also, could mean a general decline in status of coolness or random terrible behavior that will inevitably lead to a meltdown.

-Why didn't you go to work yesterday?
-Dude, I was on shamespiral.
-Excellent!

-What's up with Jenny (on L-Word)?
-She's got a one way ticket on the shamespiral express to crazy town!

by squaw wrangler March 21, 2006

siamese gun

Two male crotches pressed together.

"And every crotch is a siamese gun."

by Roxanne March 7, 2005