When a girl wants to have drunk sex, however only she drinks and you pretend to be drunk when really you will "fly sober" so you can remember the sex, control it, and make it more pleasurable than it would be if you were intoxicated.
Person 1: "so are you gonna have drunk sex with Amy tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah I'm gonna be flying sober tonight."
Person 2: "Nah I'm gonna be flying sober tonight."
by TheJimmer999999 May 09, 2011
When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.
Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.
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by M B I February 26, 2009
A panic attack which is caused by the lack of Cannabis, cbd, and thc present in the bloodstream. If a Marijuana enthusiast, one who usually is medicated by 4:20pm, for whatever reason does not partake, a sober attack may occur.
symptoms: anxiety
feelings of hopelessness
irritability
dizziness
mood swings
hopelessness
blurred vision
jumbled speech
nausea
loss of train of thought
writer's block
photosensitivity
symptoms: anxiety
feelings of hopelessness
irritability
dizziness
mood swings
hopelessness
blurred vision
jumbled speech
nausea
loss of train of thought
writer's block
photosensitivity
: Hey, how's your day going?
Me: it sucks, I had a sober attack and could not even move out of bed and my world crashed down
: oh well I have something for that.
Me: YOU BETTER HAVE SOME REEFERS OR ELSE I'LL CHOKE YOU!
friend: yes i have reefers
Me: my day is much better now, good looking out on the reefers fam
Me: it sucks, I had a sober attack and could not even move out of bed and my world crashed down
: oh well I have something for that.
Me: YOU BETTER HAVE SOME REEFERS OR ELSE I'LL CHOKE YOU!
friend: yes i have reefers
Me: my day is much better now, good looking out on the reefers fam
by darthreyder November 20, 2011