When a girl wants to have drunk sex, however only she drinks and you pretend to be drunk when really you will "fly sober" so you can remember the sex, control it, and make it more pleasurable than it would be if you were intoxicated.
Person 1: "so are you gonna have drunk sex with Amy tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah I'm gonna be flying sober tonight."
Person 2: "Nah I'm gonna be flying sober tonight."
by TheJimmer999999 May 09, 2011
When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.
Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.
by The bros of 303 December 05, 2007
by iateurmomfirst August 11, 2008
by upthealley April 25, 2013
A person who prefers the experience of being sober over using alcohol and drugs. They seek and find pleasure in activities that don't involve substance use.
She won't get drunk with us, she's a sober sailor.
by Lethal Lex December 05, 2010
someone who is supposed to be sober at an event and monitor proceedings, but would often rather drink
Ali was supposed to be the sober monitor for the party Thursday, but was the drunkest girl at the party by 10:30pm.
by ginger125 February 12, 2016
by HiddenSeven February 15, 2018