Auto Snockling

To snort coke from the shaft of one's own cock.

Fuck me this Nicholas Cage film is shit.
Coke - check!
Cock - double check!
It's auto snockling time!

by d.eyebrows December 28, 2011

bush snorkeling

When your trying to eat her out but she got a bush

Bush snorkeling

by Bush snorkeling February 9, 2017

morning snoring

When you wake up in the morning, before your partner in bed has woken up, you hear him still snoring as you get out of bed.

Always morning snoring to start the day!

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

Dick Snorkeling

The act of providing a blowjob from behind whilst the provider of said blowjob’s nose is inside the butthole

No Diane, she didn’t just blow me, she went full on dick snorkeling, and her nose definitely hit the postage

by MaryLovesMyPeen December 2, 2021

Cock snorkeling

The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.

Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau

by hottubtimemachinelover June 30, 2022

Snortling

wheezing/laughing while making a giggling sound

Alex: "stop snortling you sound like a dying pig"

by freakydeakygirl May 13, 2010

Snarkling

A mischievous individual who is most likely snarky and prone to making witty remarks; usually an affectionate term use to refer to friends who are like this.

My snarklings annoy the hell out of me but they're always supporting me in their strange, sarcastic ways.

by Alianora Cain July 21, 2017