Sniff luggage

(n) someone who is really cute but smells (often as a romantic interest)

Jeff: hey man! Check that girl out
Dick: oh don’t get to close! I took her on a date but she’s sniff luggage.

by Gurlycake February 15, 2019

sniff me

Another way of saying hello from one human to another human, but only in South London. Exclusively.

Sniff me fam what are you fiddling with blud?

by Iain Dowie September 26, 2017

sneaky sniff

When you touch ya butt and then sneak a sniff of your hand, usually by pretending to itch your nose.

Chris did a sneaky sniff on his way out of the bathroom and nobody was none the wiser!

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V November 6, 2017

Dip and Sniff

The experiment a man uses before sex, in which he sticks his fingers inside the female's vagina, and proceeds to sniff it, to confirm that she does not have a smelly or diseased vagina.

Guy: "Dude you shouldn't have gone in raw..."

Guy 2: "Don't worry, it was safe, I did the Dip and Sniff test."

by BornInTheBayou February 14, 2019

Drive By Sniff

When you walk by someone while trying to figure out what they smells like

I did a drive by sniff to confirm she smelled like roses

by Xhyshejenddn July 13, 2019

Poopy sniff

A grown man living through the good ole days with insults.

Sniper : you're being really mean

Corpie : oh and you're being a poopy sniff

by Corpie October 3, 2016

Cookie Sniff

The action in witch an individual swipes his (or her) right hand across his genitals, sniffs his hand and proceeds to say “Oh yeeah pretty good”

OMG, timmy totally hit a cookie sniff in front of my parents today!

by CookieSniffTimmy January 20, 2022