sneaker test

Relates to: free boatride plan.

Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.

The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
The sneaker test quickly revealed Colin's roots and qualified him for a )free boatride.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
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Gal-Sneaker

Originating in 1870, a 'gal-sneaker' is a man who's devoted to seduction (much like the period equivalent of a pick-up artist.
“That's the fifth woman he's brought over today. What a gal-sneaker.”
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sneaker dust

A nickname for parmesan cheese, the kind that comes in the cylindrical bottles with the shaker top lids.
"Could you pass me the sneaker dust? My chicken parm needs some more cheese."
by Danny Fenton October 24, 2020
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Sneaker Salary

A Sneaker Salary is a salary that is less than $100 per year. It is normally used on poor people.
That teacher has a Sneaker Salary! What a loser!
by HJJ I November 30, 2023
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Snack sneaker

A person who sneaks snacks into a movie theatre to avoid paying 20 dollars for popcorn and 10 dollars for candy.
"Wow you went to a movie last night? That just have cost you a fortune?"

"No. I snuck in a bag of nuts and some carrot sticks."

"Great job Snack sneaker!"
by HTownfook January 05, 2020
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Sneaker

Someone that listens to the sneak attack podcast
by Tofer March 07, 2020
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sneaker poo

When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
by Hudge72 May 06, 2017
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