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sneaker poo

When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
by Hudge72 May 6, 2017
mugGet the sneaker poomug.

Sneaker Salary

A Sneaker Salary is a salary that is less than $100 per year. It is normally used on poor people.
That teacher has a Sneaker Salary! What a loser!
by HJJ I November 30, 2023
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Sneaker Freaker

A person or living thing that regularly looks at sneakers, shoes or clothing for entertainment purposes. Commonly used as an insult
by Big Boy Chungus 1234 March 8, 2020
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Asylum sneakers

Crappy trainers that asylum seekers wear . Normally Lonsdale or bargain budget black and white Nikes
Mate get down the shops and buy some decent trainers and get those Asylum sneakers in the bin
by Grantox August 8, 2025
mugGet the Asylum sneakersmug.

sneaker twitter

wow, this group of people reminds me of a sneaker twitter.
@learningszn
by @learningszn October 13, 2018
mugGet the sneaker twittermug.

sneaker test

Relates to: free boatride plan.

Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.

The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
The sneaker test quickly revealed Colin's roots and qualified him for a )free boatride.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
mugGet the sneaker testmug.

sneakered

When a man sticks his dick inside you
by goldenfreddy172003 November 15, 2017
mugGet the sneakeredmug.

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