Dick Smoker

When a female firmly grasps a dick and sucks the tip, like a gay guy smoking a stogey. Back and forth, back and forth. When the dick starts to jizz she sucks it like she’s smoking the stogey.

Are you gonna go smoke dick? No, I’m not a dick smoker like conlon.

by The Chuck Diesel March 15, 2022

the shocker

Two in the pink, one in the stink

i was shocked she didnt like the shocker?!?

by anonymous April 15, 2003

EMT Smokers

Hard working Smokers that go to SCC and plan to go into the medical field by getting a half ass degree from a community college, and smoking non stop.

I wouldnt want that EMT smoker treating my decapitated leg at any time unless he puts out his cigarette.

We are about to walk past the EMT Smokers you better make sure to cover your nose and get out the nicotine patches.

by Alexmx726 December 18, 2008

chode smoker

For those of you who comprehend the relevant definitions of the nouns "chode" and "smoker," the connotation of this compound noun, whether hyphenated or no, should be patently apparent. Possibly attributable to either Beavis or ButtHead of the animated series created by one Mike Judge.

n. 1. one who savors the taste of that elegant slab of flesh betwixt the scrotum and the anus;
2. derogatory designation applied to anyone who might otherwise be termed an "asshole."

That chode smoker Sean Penn has uttered yet another absurd public political polemic.

by Maestro35 May 31, 2006

Pot Smokers

Should all be freed from jail.

Owners and executivves of Big Tobacco Companies should all be thrown in jail.

Get it right god damnit!

by Democrats are eroding the FUCK out of our rights! July 2, 2004

smoker's thumb

the red and/or peeling skin on the finger, usually thumb, of someone who is new to smoking and/or smokes often because they are inexperienced and the lighter flame touches their thumb or finger

Hey man, what's wrong with your thumb?
Oh, I just started smoking, and now I got a smoker's thumb.
Here, let me show you how to use a lighter!

by Devin Calcutta January 7, 2008

Smackers

An old east coast term for dollars, usually enough to smack someone in the face with and they wouldn't care

"The ransom asked was 'a Hundred Thousand Smackers!"
-Billy Halop in Angels With Dirty Faces (1938)

by SkullsAndDice April 1, 2011