shmeckle 

a tiny dick see pinny

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see

shmeckle by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009

gangle smack 

1. To smack one's gangles. The action of smacking a cock. Like a cock smack, but involving balls.

2. When your nuts slap a vagina or an ass.

3. Also used as an insult.

1. Todd's back-hand turned in to a violent gangle smack.

2. My balls are sore from gangle smacking last night.

3. Sometimes, I think you are the biggest gangle smack I have ever met.

gangle smack by B-rent April 7, 2004

Smack both cheeks with one hand 

Replaces the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" meaning you completed 2 tasks at the same time.

I think I'm going to smack both cheeks with one hand and use my city council paper for both my English and Politics class.

Smack both cheeks with one hand by Zuggy April 10, 2011

Smack ass (April 13 ) 

On Friday April 13 is smack ass day , you can smack any ass

Smack ass (April 13 ) you smack any ass

Smack ass (April 13 ) by (()$$ May 25, 2018

ice smack 

1. Contact to the face as a result of ice sticking together then rushing, due to gravity, toward your face once you try to get the last sip of a delicious beverage.

2. The result of an avalanche of ice when trying to get a piece of ice from a cup where the ice is all stuck together.

I tried to get a cube of ice and the ice in my cup would not budge. I experienced ice smack after all of the ice hit my face when I tapped the bottom of the cup. Now I have grape drank on my shirt and ice all over my zebra rug.

ice smack by Jackson Heat September 28, 2009

udder smack 

An udder smack occurs when a woman with gigantic hooters proceeds to fling her huge boob across a man's face leaving a nipple imprint.

BoQuifa was getting tired of Tony's cheating so she flung her saggy jug across his face knocking him unconcious. He then later stated, "Damn, what an udder smack!"

udder smack by grazyhojo August 31, 2006

Munt-smack

Munt-smack, verb. To smack an ugly person in the cunt.

Munt; the contracted form of munter, an ugly person.

Munt smacking is often, although not exclusively, done while the ugly person in question is asleep/passed out. Extra credit is given when munt smacking is performed with the ugly person conscious

I was at Jack's party last night, and that bitch Claire was there, passed out on the sofa after drinking a whole bottle of vodka. I've been waiting for an oppertunity to munt-smack that bitch for years, so i did, as hard as i could on her cunt. She was not impressed

I munt-smacked that bitch good and hard....

Munt-smack by Phaedrus1024 July 14, 2009