Slurpee Tej

When you are downing a glass of Tej but the racket doesn't slide down too easy.

At the party Charles was dared to have a glass of Slurpee Tej, you should've heard the noises from the bathroom after.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

slurpee daddy

like a sugar daddy but instead of money he provides you with an endless number of slurpees

" did you hear???? willa got a new slurpee daddy!!! "

by willajane April 11, 2023

Wisconsin Slurpee

Drinking sauerkraut and Yoo-hoo from a Wisconsin man's anus.

The Kayes left the party early because his wife was yearning for a Wisconsin Slurpee.

by Running4ck April 14, 2023

scandanavian slurpee

when a guy cums onto his stomach then pushes all the cum he can into his belly button and makes the girl slurp it out

she grabbed the keys and said she was running to the store to get something to drink,i said dont bother,just have this scandanavian slurpee.

by jupiter cyclopse March 12, 2009

cherry slurpee

The act of inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and sucking out all the fluids.

Dave: I was so horny last night that I decided to cherry slurpee my sister!

Joe: That's incest!

by Old Man Winter October 1, 2007

shrimp slurpee

when 2 men involve in sex one blows cum in the others ass and then sucks it out with a straw!

Bob and I just had the most enjoyable round of sex that included a great tasting shrimp slurpee

by T-$$$$$$$$$$$ February 18, 2008

Slurpee saturday

a gay ass, literal motherfucker, who has no clout.

Man, you are being such a slurpee saturday.

by Juicey boi December 17, 2017