Slippery Samson

First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.

Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.

by JazzyJews September 20, 2020

slippery harpoon

The sex act of lubbing up the penis and attempting to shove it into any and every orifice of your partner's body.

Jack went nuts at the party and attempted a slippery harpoon on Jane and all her friends.

by Diso Stick 65 April 27, 2010

Slippery straw

A straw, when given from a batista, where she makes it slippery by sliding it between her pu$$y lips before putting it in the drink.

Barista: Would you like a slippery straw with your white chocolate white coffee mocha?

Dustyman: yes please! I love getting a slippery straw!

by bigjaydaddy May 5, 2020

Slippery Giraffe

The act in which you pour lube down someone's throat and proceed to Throat Fuck them.

Make sure that you slippery giraffe the YouTube sensation Davohz.

by Drunken Splooge September 5, 2017

Slippery Marlin

Hung by the feet from a structure in a foreign country and a person of the same sex throat fucks you. (Girl on girl requires a strap on) popular among older out of college spring breakers or work trip people.

Did you hear about the annual sales trip?!? John slippery marlin’d with Mike. HR is loving it.

Jane purple slippery marlin’d jane.

Why is it called purple slippery marlin?
Color of the strap on.

by Trevor1983 April 13, 2019

Slippery Elf

When a guy with a short dick keeps slipping out of his partner's wet vagina while having sex. She doesn't notice the difference and keeps going as if the little pink elf just snuck away without a trace.

"That fucking Benny.... he got his fat girlfriend all worked up again and she didn't notice his slippery elf sneaking away in the middle of their fuck."

by TheLargeBreast February 20, 2014

Slippery Kazoo

The act of putting a kazoo in someones asshole and blowing into it to get them high.

want to do a slippery kazoo?

by joooooooooooooooooooebiden January 10, 2023