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Slippery sleeping bag

Where you use a whale's penis as a sleeping bag.
JD said: "I think I'm going to go for a sleep in my slippery sleeping bag."

He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.

Slippery Sleeping Bag

Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.
"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.

Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.

slippery cruz 

the act of having sex on a slip-n-slide
He nailed her on a slip-n-slie, cuz she asked for a slippery cruz
slippery cruz by mugzy October 17, 2006

Slippery Gargone 

After you have sex with a girl while she is still laying on the bed, you urinate on her chest then slide on her like you are on a slip n slide.
This weekend I'm finding some chick to let me give her a "slippery Gargone."
Slippery Gargone by Lil' Jensen January 21, 2011

Slippery Whistle 

When a male and female are getting intimate and the girl is giving the guy a hippity handjob. Then the female, without the male's knowlege, hops on top for a slippery suprise, often making a slide whistle noise.
Hey guys, that bitch just gave me a Slippery Whistle!

I was shocked when that girl gave me a Slippery Whistle in bed!

slippery tunnel 

A sexual term which entails someone jacking off a man. When he cums in the hand of that person, he/she rubs it all over their fist to lubricate it, and proceeds to fist him anally.
Jill took Jack on a ride through the slippery tunnel.