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The Sliding X Position 

The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"

"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"

"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
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The Sliding X Position 

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"

slurry sliding 

a euphemism for committing suicide via laying in the snow stark naked and dying from hypothermia
yeah, I used to think about slurry sliding a lot when I lived in the mountains, not so much anymore now that I live in the sun

Sewer Sliding 

When you start at the ass and go down
Sewer Sliding by BongZ November 20, 2024

[Finger Jam Riff Sliding]

dude i was listening to the new metallica song and i was total Finger jam riff sliding

other dude: you freak

Chocolate Tube Sliding 

Y'all gonna go chocolate tube sliding later or nah?

Slipping and sliding on the pecan shells 

Southern slang for vigorous fornication, often behind a barn or under a pecan tree.
"I heard Mary Beth and Billy Bob slipping and sliding on the pecan shells last night"