sizzle

When you take a bong rip and you're fried as fuck all day.
Tom, where did you go?
After the getty, I went back to the crib and got sizzled.
by Tony Stark Whatsup December 2, 2019
mugGet the sizzlemug.

sizzle lips

Edible massage lotion that heats up when you blow on it. Massage it into a small area of the body, blow on it to get warm and then kiss lick it all off! The more you rub it in, the warmer it feels.
Yo come put the sizzle lips on and blow me till I burn
by The_Hamburglar September 1, 2017
mugGet the sizzle lipsmug.

Kansas City Sizzle

When an obese Kansas City sports fan shits their pants out of excitement during a game.
Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.
by Hot Franklin March 4, 2023
mugGet the Kansas City Sizzlemug.

sizzle-ized

being civilized in a DAMN SEXY way.
brittany and kathleen waltzed down the street in a sizzle-ized manner.
by BMASSA October 17, 2008
mugGet the sizzle-izedmug.

Sizzled

At a point where your mind is so utterly cooked because of porn, video games, discord, Twitter/X, Tiktok shorts or Instagram Reels that you have almost ADHD-Like symptoms or have this unfathomable desire to be glued to the screen. You've lost brain cells, you've lost mental capacity, all to get a hit of Dopamine and nothing better.

Being sizzled can have a correlation to having no good ambition or choice of career, being depressed and/or sleep deprived, and most importantly...

feeling like a bum. BECAUSE YOU ARE
Drake: Yooo crodie... (looking at phone)
KENDRICK: Man get the FUCK off the phone and stop stalling, you sizzled as shit.
by Raviable March 16, 2025
mugGet the Sizzledmug.

sizzle of your drizzle

Your situation, typically a reference to something bad.
I heard you broke your foot. That happened to me last year, so I understand the sizzle of your drizzle.
by Fo-Sheezy March 16, 2012
mugGet the sizzle of your drizzlemug.

Skittle Sizzle

What happens after two successful Scuttle Butts. At the strip club
Cinnamin couldn't come in tonight because she got the Skittle Sizzle.
by BigBuddah November 13, 2020
mugGet the Skittle Sizzlemug.

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