Penis Silk

Penis silk is a rare delicacy. To produce, one must plug the urethra prior to ejaculation, and then maintain the erection while allowing the ejaculate to dry inside the penis.

Once dried, the plug is removed and the silk is pulled, like floss from a container.

Often served wrapped around a buttery biscuit and a hot bowl of mung.

Honey, let's make some penis silk for the Thanksgiving rolls.

by Hot Dillz December 4, 2021

loose the silk panties

You just bought a (fill in the blank) and you are not using it as designed

Loose the silk panties run it like you stole it

by The first mongo December 29, 2016

Mama's silk purse

1. The female genitalia, i.e. the vulva or pudendum.
2. A piece o' cunt.

"Mama's silk purse looks like it's leaking about this time of the month."

by Mike Hawk, Esquire March 18, 2003

Liquid silk

When a wine or liquor is so smooth and delicious you drink it without any hesitation or ‘alcohol face’.

Yo, this Cabernet is so tasty and easy to drink it’s like Liquid Silk !

by Snoop Legend December 26, 2020

fartin' through silk

rich, win a lot of money

Since he won the lottery he's been fartin' through silk!

by Shitmagnet August 7, 2011

hands of silk

a genetic physical advantage in football allowing one to catch anything.

Hazlett dropped the fucking hammer on the other team using his hands of silk snagging everything. It was steak sauce.

by J-SAUCE December 21, 2008

slippery pink silk tease

A sex act that entails a couple passionately kissing while naked. The female is on top and simultaneously grinding her clit and labia against the males hard penis; making her clit rub against his shaft and tip rhythmically before letting him penetrate her deeply.

She loves giving the slippery pink silk tease.

by PineappleJuice March 21, 2015